Differences

Let's see.....

Girls smell nice
Boys stink
Girls giggle when something is funny
Boys punch each other in the arm
Girls like privacy
Boys scratch themselves...anywhere, any time
Girls wear necklaces
Boys use necklaces to tow their toy trucks around
Girls match up their clothes to look pretty
Boys rarely have matching socks
Girls like to dress in nice, clean clothes
Boys are happy with jeans that are so dirty, they are stiff
Girls chatter like little birds
Boys hit puberty, and you pray that God shows
you mercy and ends this transformation QUICKLY!!!

Why do I have six sons?!?!?!

LOST: The mind of one mother

A mother has lost her mind and is seeking your help for its safe return.
Her precious children have stolen it right out from under her.
She had become quite attached and dependent upon it.
If you find it, please return as soon as possible, as it is essential for day-to-day functioning!
No questions will be asked.